When your child gets mixed up in the woke world things can go weirdly awry very quickly..
Southern California song writer.
Story behind the song
this funny song with words and the tune came to me in a dream about my son when he was about five years old...
Lyrics
I Still Have it Dad
Doug Buche, copyright 2023
Dm G7
I went to pick up my son from school today and
A7
What did I see...e...e
F G A
His lovely teacher was calling him a she...e...e.
D G E
I quickly told her stop that...my son is a he...e...e.
Dm G7 A7
She said no sir, your lovely daughter, she is a she...e...e.
F G Am
I said Ma’am why would you say that? Are you crazy...e...e
E D A7
She said no sir your lovely daughter uses the girl’s bathroom.to pee...e...e.
Dm G7 A7
My son’s eyes filled with tears and he said embarrassingly...e...e...e.
F G Am
I couldn’t hold it Dad, I ran into the nearest bathroom to pee..e...e!
F G E
It’s OK Dad. I still have my wee wee e!
Don’t worry Dad. I still have it. Don’t worry about me...e...e.
My Son said, I still have it Dad.
I still have it Dad. I still have it Dad. Don’t worry about me...e...e.
I still have it Dad. Don’t worry ...e...e.
I still have it Dad. I still have it Dad. I still have it Dad.
I still have it Dad. Don’t worry about me...e...e.
I still have it Dad. I still have it Dad. I still have it Dad. Don’t worry about me...e...e.
My Son said, I still have Dad. I still have it Dad.
I still have it Dad. Don’t worry about me...e...e.
