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traditional country
Story behind the song
There's a right and wrong way to love your daughter, friend
Lyrics
[Verse]
I like to think about my daughter when she's naked
I know it aint the right thing to do
But if you ever saw my daughter naked, friend
Youd be right there thinking of her naked, too
[Chorus]
But I never fucked my daughter though I knew I had the chance
I coulda had my way back when I drove her to the high school dance
But that ain't the kinda love a daughter needs from her old man
So I lay that night and took matters into my own hand
[Verse]
I ain't seen my daughter naked since she was younger
Never turned my head or caught my eye
But then her little titties started poking through her blouse
And I just kissed all my morality goodbye
[Chorus]
But I never fucked my daughter though I knew I had the chance
I coulda had my way back when I drove her to the high school dance
But that ain't the kinda love a daughter needs from her old man
So I lay that night taking matters into my own hand
[Verse]
I remember when my daughter used to sit upon my lap
We'd watch Nickelodeon cartoons, she'd lie down for a nap
But I never had the urge to feel or probe or taste her tongue
If your daughter ain't got pubic hair
She's just too goddamn young
[Chorus]
Yeah I never fucked my daughter though I knew I had the chance
I coulda had my way back when I drove her to the high school dance
But that ain't the kinda love a daughter needs from her old man
So I lay that night and took matters into my own hand
[Bridge]
Don't fuck your daughters
The temptation is real
Don't fuck your daughters
That pain don't heal
You're her Daddy, not her lover
Though no man will ever do
Just never fuck her, oh my friend,
That'll be the end of you
[Chorus]
So just never fuck your daughter even if you get the chance
Not even if she comes home drunk after the high school dance
Cuz that ain't the kinda love a daughter needs from her old man
So sit there on the toilet and take these matters into hand
[Outro]
I don't care if she looks hot
sunbathing on the beach
Goddamn it, that's your daughter, friend
So just keep her out of reach